[I was going to write about something interesting and relevant. But then I thought....'nah']
I went to get my hair cut the other day.
Fancying a change, I thought I'd get my hair cut short again, so my hair-dresser set to work.
Hairdresser: "So how do you want the fringe?"
Me: "Well...now that will depend. We better do the 'Velma' test. I'll find my glasses."
(put on glasses)
Me: "Yep. I look like Velma. Best start training it into a side-fringe..."
Hairdresser: *laughing far too hard*
Me: "At least I'm sorted for a fancy dress costume......"