Do you have dark circles under your eyes?
Check.
Are you so tired that your legs feel like jelly?
Check.
Have you been walking around aimlessly/stopping in the middle of a room trying to remember what you were...er...?
Check.
Have you been putting random things in the fridge/dishwasher/cupboards?
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Have you been wondering how your nearly 4 year old has managed to become so very LOUD all of a sudden?
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Have you been wearing inside out clothes?
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Have you missed out on a shower/bath today?
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Have you missed one or more meals today?
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Have you been pooed/vomited/wee'd on by small person today?
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Have you found yourself thinking "how did I think this baby thing was hard first time around?!" today?
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Or "No. Seriously. What did I do all day last time?!"?
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Or caught yourself thinking "So its inappropriate to go to the toilet with a baby in a sling, right?" after spending far too long getting one to finally fall asleep.
Check.
Have you found yourself sat on the toilet quietly weeping this week?
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Have you consumed your weight in chocolate/cake/biscuits recently?
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Have you started to feel the ill effects of said diet?
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Have you considered the possibility of mainlining coffee?
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Have you looked into pair of eyes today and thought about how flipping lucky you are?
Check.
CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU HAVE A ONE MONTH OLD SECOND CHILD!!
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